Why George Clooney Doesn’t Need Cook This…Get Laid, But YOU Do

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Men, I need to ask you a few questions.  Are women throwing themselves at your feet?  When attending an event, are women dressed to the nines – just for you?  Do women sit up straight in their chair waiting to be noticed by you?  If you answered “no” to all of these questions, you’re not George Clooney.

A few nights ago, we attended an industry screening of George’s (in my mind we’re on a first name basis) current film, “Ides of March.”  My husband works in the film business, which gets us in to plenty of free movies.  This screening was different, which included Q&A with him at the end of the movie.  Normally at these screenings, it’s a tee-shirt and jeans affair.  But since Mr. Clooney was going to be there, everyone with the XX chromosome  pulled out all fashion stops.  Short skirts, professionally done hair – even I put on extra makeup and am not easily starstruck.  I have to say, George is even more handsome and charming in person than he is on screen.  If you’re a guy, you should know that he is the ultimate guy to hang out with.

What does this have to do with you and getting laid?  Keep in mind that George has an effect on women that is unusual.  You’re not George.  He has an advantage. He gets to have great lines written for him, and be up on a giant screen where he looks cool all the time.  So of course women want to sleep with him, and all men know that women want to sleep with him.

Can I get you on the silver screen?  No. Can I make you a movie star?  No.  But what I can do is give you an edge.  Let’s face it, you don’t care how you get to the point where you get her in bed – you just want to get there.  And the truth is, you don’t need to be George.  You just need to cook to get laid.

My edge (blog) provides you with better information, recipes, tips, tricks, all the stuff that’s needed to get women to throw themselves at your feet, get dressed up for you, and sit up in their chair waiting to be noticed by you.

Cook This…Get Laid is all about getting you prepared to connect with women on a level that is (just like George) unprecedented.  My advice is to keep coming back here, or even better subscribe.  Or keep track on Facebook.  Or watch me on YouTube Or be a twitter on Twitter.  Or all four.

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I'm a food writer and home cook that loves to talk about healthy food and romance.
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2 Responses to Why George Clooney Doesn’t Need Cook This…Get Laid, But YOU Do

  1. Karen J says:

    But if I’m female and cook this… will I get George in MY bed??

    • Mona says:

      If I had the answer to that, I wouldn’t be writing this comment. I would be in Lake Cuomo making breakfast for George. You know he as a place there…