Need Help?

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Gentlemen, start here.  I’ve helped more than a handful of men setup their homes.  Check back in here, I’ll keep adding to this very helpful list.

  • Organize your kitchen. If you’re going to cook, you need an organized kitchen.  Real Simple is one of those chick magazines that you’d never pick up.  But just remember what you want more of: sex.  These tips are simple and not too expensive.  When you read through their suggestions, don’t roll your eyes as they recommend recycling.  SHE WILL BE IMPRESSED.  Click here.
  • Get GOOD QUALITY knives. Knives are crucial.  Have you ever tried to cut meat with a dull knife?  It’s pretty painful.  I’m not saying you go out and buy a new $700 set.  I basically use two knives most of the time, you can even get away with one.  Just make sure you buy a sharpener to keep it in good use. has a good guide that can take you a few minutes to look through.  Then order it right on their site.
  • Don’t bring her to a messy home. I have a dear friend who really is one of the sweetest guys on earth.  But he was puzzled when he brought what was measuring up to the “perfect date” home.  She basically ran out of the house upon entry.  I knew what happened.  His house is a disaster area.  It’s not about the things, it’s about the condition of your stuff.  If you don’t bother to clean the toilet before she comes over, FORGET seeing anything remotely sexy.  She’ll consider it a strike against you.  I’m not saying make it the perfect pad, just make it so that you look like you take care of yourself.  And if you don’t know where to begin, here are some tips to get you started.  If you don’t have time, there are maid services looking to make you their next client.  And if you can’t afford a big name cleaning company, try your neighbor’s mother/cousin/aunt/babysitter.  I guarantee they will hook you up.
  • Organize the date. Once you make plans, stick to them.  Before you even ask her out, you should already know what you want to cook for her.  Which means you will have to have to talk about food (which are great conversation starters), keep mental notes (write it down when she says that she loves strawberries), and make sure you present them upon her arrival. What seems minimal to you, count as massive points to us.
  • Have harmony in your kitchen.  I wrote about it, so read why it’s important to keep your options and tastebuds open.
  • I’m a big believer in organic. I used to think I was allergic to strawberries, but it turns out I have a bad reaction to pesticides.  Organic tastes better and I am sure everyone wants less pesticides in the body.  But there’s no need to buy EVERYTHING organic.  There are simply some vegetables or fruits that don’t get sprayed, or their skin is too thick for any penetration to the edible portion. Environmental Working Group created a list with the best and worst offenders for pesticides in produce.  Keep it on your phone (they have an app for any smart phone), or just print it out and keep it in your wallet/purse. Before having an iPhone, I just printed the list and reduced the size on a copier. Less paper.  Less fuss.  Less guessing.  More delicious produce in your mouth.

  • Send me an email at cookthisgetlaid (at) gmail (dot) com.  And I’ll answer it.  I promise.

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